Privacy Policy

Dingo Lingo may collect information you provide during your visit to our site, such as your name, address, e-mail address and IQ. Of course you can enjoy the site without giving us any personal information about you. But if you do enter any personal information, Dingo Lingo will collect such data, but we will never share that information with any third party unless we are being held captive and our very lives depend on it. Short of that, your information is going nowhere.

Those who do enter personal information may receive promotional email messages about website updates, new articles, events and books. You may elect to opt out of these promotional email messages in by following the simple instructions Dingo Lingo provides in every electronic message we send. If you elect not to receive these messages, we will retain your e-mail address solely for the purposes of facilitating your request.

Our goal is to make you laugh and think, and generally spread happiness throughout the world (except for those who live in gated communities — we assume they are rich enough to buy whatever it is they need). At the same time, we want to maintain your trust and confidence when handling personal information about you, so if you have any questions, please contact us at any time.

This notice tells you how Dingo Lingo will collect and handle personal information about you. If you want to know anything else about they world, go to the Ask the Dingo section of our site. We know everything, and love to share our knowledge, however flawed.