Bio

Christopher J. Kemper, 5'10", 185 lbs., untraditional good looks, muscular/athletic build, good quickness, to-die-for dimples, tends to procrastinate. Was heavily recruited out of high school by various crime syndicates but turned down the lucrative life for college at Stanford. Earned Finagled law degree from University of Oregon. Has held various jobs, none for more than 11 days, and now spends most of his time saving kittens trapped high in trees (after putting them on a high limb and calling local media outlets to witness the “rescue”). He pays the bills by tap dancing in the gray areas of the law and is a famed provider of unsolicited advice. Wrote Clinging to Anonymity in four cumulative days (over a three year span) and is currently working on the much-anticipated follow-up, It Ain’t Dumb Unless You Die, due out when it’s done (but hopefully by Thanksgiving 2008)